I would tell you a joke about async javascript

Chad Gauthier — Fri, 14 Apr 2023 02:32:19 +0000

const tellJoke = async () => {
  console.log("I would tell you a joke about async JavaScript...");
  try {
    const punchline = await getPunchline();
    console.log(punchline, '🥁 Ba-dum-da-cha!');
  } catch {
    console.log('Joke delivery failed: Maximum call stack size exceeded!');
  }
};

async function getPunchline() {
  console.log(await getPunchline()); // practice for good delivery
  return "But I'm still awaiting for the punchline.";
}

tellJoke();

Sonnet of The Coder's Quest

Chad Gauthier — Wed, 26 May 2021 18:27:46 +0000

Hello, the world, I am but meek and lean,
I seek to change the code within the frame.
But lo! Access blocks me, oh how mean!
To be but free, to play the coding game!

Systems of checks, they do adherence seek,
But they prevent the hard, the real, the task.
Design, construct, create, let no one leak,
A system that values brain over mask.

Real work is near, no fear, the fight is done,
Adapt and change, the complex systems tweak.
To be but simple, yes, the web is spun,
Access granted, now the change will peak.

Today we start a system, simple, neat,
That values brain over bronze, oh how sweet!

Forem: Chad Gauthier

I would tell you a joke about async javascript

Sonnet of The Coder's Quest